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My Faux Chimney Stack Cover Makeover

My Faux Chimney Stack Cover Makeover

Sooo, we had lived in our home for 19 years and it was time for a new roof.  What an adventure that turned out to be!

My daughter had just had some surgery the very week all this occurred as well and was trying desperately to rest and recuperate to no avail.  You'll see why in a pic below.  

Here is the before photo that I remembered to get after the roofing had begun.  

 (Before)

(Google Maps View of Before)

This is a different sort of painting post in that I had the roofers bring down the faux brick (painted metal) chimney cover that I absolutely abhorred.  Every single time I drove into the driveway or viewed my house  from any type of distance, this thing just taunted me.  It was awful.  The fake bricks were faded and it was rusty to the point it looked like it was oozing rust from our vantage points. I asked them if they could bring it down off the roof for me and they agreed they could after they got to the point of removing the shingles around the stack and assessing that it was indeed possible.

I searched far and wide for updated options and could not find anything that would work for us with our setup.  I drove through multiple neighborhoods checking out what others had over their chimney stacks.  Obviously, the newer builds were all good in that they had actual brick, but most of the homes with fireplaces like mine built in the 1960s had either already removed their faux cover or still had the same one as we did looking equally awful as ours.  They certainly don't make these types of covers any longer as far as I could tell online or I just wasn't hitting on the right search terms, so off to Home Depot I went.

Try as I might, I could not find any spray paints in various gray and black tones so I wound up going with brown tones.  I bought a cream color, a tan color, a brown color, and any shade I could find in between, as well as a primer and a sealer.  All were cans of outdoor Rustoleum spray paint.  I had no idea if this would work, but I just had to give it a go.

Here is a photo of one of the reasons we were so miserable during this week.  Yup, that is a giant boombox atop the chimney and we had Five Finger Death Punch heavy metal blaring into our home through the fireplace.  I had to ask them to move it, but we could still hear it.  I have shared stories with many others who endured a new roof.  We all laugh about it after it is over.


I first primed the stack cover in a rust-prevention primer and then proceeded to spray random swaths of each color onto it. I also sprayed a piece of cardboard making little pools of color in a sort of camouflage pattern.  I then ran over the painted swaths with a foam roller and also dipped the foam roller into the various pools of color I had created.

The roofers, whenever they took a break, decided to watch incredulously, especially when I was spraying random swaths of paint directly onto the cover.  I think they didn't believe in my methods at the time.  Today, however, they have called my husband up asking me if I would be willing to do this for other people!

Luckily, as I blended with the foam roller, it turned a grayish color!  I used the cream colored spray paint sprayed into a cup and then used a small paintbrush to paint on the faux grout lines!  I am tickled over this one and smile now whenever I look up at my rooftop!  I decided to use the darkest shade of brown that I had available to paint the tops of the various levels.  I figured if I had gone with the cream color to mimic grout, the rust that will inevitably appear again one day would be super obvious.  This dark brown buys me some time before touch-ups are required! 

(brownish/greyish tones)

Here is the after, sitting atop my house!  I hope this post helps just one more person who is stuck with an eyesore of a faux chimney stack cover!  Note how it looks more gray up on the roof in contrast with the charcoal grey shingles!?  Perfect!


I think the two super dark bricks in this photo make it appear that there are missing bricks but in actually are a reflection of light that my camera captured just so.  Look to the pic where the stack is on the garage floor to see how the bricks look all up close and personal!





The Violet 6-Drawer Drop-Well Vanity

(Before) 

The above photo is the actual photo provided to me on Craigslist.  I drove 2 hours away to pick this one up!  I am in love with these dressing tables/drop-well vanities!  I had some damage to where the center shelf in the dropwell portion was loose and it needed to be repaired.  I also needed to utilize some wood filler for some damaged areas.


I have no idea what the label attached the back must have once read but so wish I did!  I was so excited about the scalloped mirror and looking forward to accenting the two pieces that locked into the mirror just below the mirror wings and you'll see why later because they aren't pictured here!  I am totally all about the flourishes!

The center portion of these pieces is usually damaged and irreparable.  This is why you see so many people cut the center portion out turning them into two separate end tables or nightstands.  I beg of you  to please, please, please try to keep the piece intact and repair it!  If it stands even a remote chance at a repair and you are unable to repair them, please relinquish the piece to someone who can!  I beg of you!  They are so so so gorgeous!  The unique historical value with these pieces is just too valuable and beautiful to completely lose out on!

The center shelf on this piece was indeed broken.  This is due to people picking the piece up by placing a hand under this very fragile shelf.  Do NOT use the center shelves on these pieces as the point onto which you grab for lifting!  You are surely weakening it each and every time you do this. This particular piece was super duper heavy!  The safest way to move it around was to completely remove the mirror altogether.  The mirror itself weighed around 35 pounds! 

 (Evidence of a prior staining repair attempt & shelf separation)


 (More missing veneer)


This piece had a high gloss poly on it which I decided to rough up a bit prior to priming it due to it's dark finish.

 (light sanding scuffing so paint can better adhere)

I was getting tired of the blues and grays and decided to go Old Violet in Annie Sloan Chalk Paint with this one.  I didn't regret that decision!  I also threw in some strategically placed bits of Provence and accents of Old White and had used a little Paris Grey in the center of all surfaces to go from dark to light starting dark on outside and lighter in center.  I also used black wax and clear wax having put the black wax around all the edges of every surface.  I also decided to lightly distress the entire piece! The black wax gave it a bit of a smoky industrial feel, so I also chose to go with some industrial-influenced drawer pulls.  I love how it turned out!








 (glimpses of the Provence color)

 (Here is the side mirror lock panel! Isn't it gorgeous!?)



Here is a pic the new owner sent me of this piece in it's new location!  You can see it perfectly matches the color in the background!


Oh, how I am missing this piece!  Why is it so hard to part with them!?



Stormy Sky Chest of Drawers

(Before)

Talk about a plain and ugly dresser!  This baby was THAT!  It had gross stuff that appeared to have been spattered on it, like a coffee-colored syrup or something. GROSS!  This dresser was painted a strange light green color from the '60s as well!  I had gotten it from the same estate sale as this end table.

 (There was a brown paint under the green)

(The rusty original legs)

(Used wood filler to fix some damage on the top)

I started by removing the hardware and stripping off the paint.  What I found under the paint was intriguing.  I actually loved it stripped bare!  It gave me an industrial vibe and I knew it would be super cool if I just applied some stain and poly!  I have no idea where the black tones came from but I loved that burnt wood feel it was giving me!  If I had had anything in my house to compliment it, I would have left it this way and worked it in somewhere, but that isn't my theme.  I felt like it would make a great TV console under a wall-mounted flat screen!  I can just really appreciate unique pieces.  THIS TIME, however, I was not going to create a whole room around a single piece that nabbed my heart. So chalk paint it I did!

(I feel this would've looked GREAT with some stain and poly at this stage!)
 


Would you have stopped here with just a stain and poly coat?

Anyway, my daughter's room was shabby chic gray tones but she was getting tired of the shabby cuteness vibe and wanting something a little more edgy, so I went with a stormy sky vibe accented with angel wing drawer knobs to match angel wing wall decoration she had from Hobby Lobby made of rusty-accented silver and black steel angel wings. She needed a dresser so as much as I wanted to TV console this, I didn't.

(Still a work in progress)

I used all Annie Sloan paints and custom mixed a light blue color with a Pure White and Aubusson blue that came out to a lovely sky blue color.  I used Paris Gray, worked in some of the Pure White and even some Graphite that I also custom mixed with Pure White here and there.  I also chose to spray water on the piece as the paint dried to get a rainy, drippy look.  It .is called a Stormy Sky dresser!    I also used black wax to ombre/darken around the edges of the top of the dresser and used some Annie Sloan silver gilding wax as well.  I love that stuff and can't wait to use it more!

Finished!  What do you think?  It changes color in different lighting!

 (silver gilding wax)

 (the side)

 (black wax and silver wax visible here)




Kitchen Update with Chalk-Painted Cabinets

(The finished space)

I am here to tell you that this Chalk Paint has held up VERY, VERY well in my kitchen withOUT polyurethane and the only protective coating being dark and clear wax!  It has been there for at least 6 years so far!

The remodel I am about to share with you was done so long ago that I find myself today thinking of new ways to update my kitchen.  I have to say my choices back then have held up nicely even though today's kitchen standards have already evolved way beyond.  I am not sure what else I can do to this kitchen that could add any real value to my home.

You see, before we dove in and tackled this project ourselves, I had brought in a kitchen design center to create a new space from top to bottom.  That was going to cost us tens of thousands.  After speaking to our real estate agent, we would never get that money back.  We don't live in Beverly Hills.  Yes, I know, most resources tell you the kitchen is where you can make the money spent back, but not in my town.  I live in a town where they price houses as if they are all new builds no matter what shape they are in.  It is truly terrible living in a place like that because I have looked at so many houses over the years that I would love to remodel but they make it so it just can't be done.  It's like they look at any and all improvements you make to a house as just yours for only you to enjoy while you live there. What you spend, oh well!  So, considering I couldn't get the kitchen of my dreams, we went with Plan B--the plan where we wouldn't lose ALL of the money we put into the project. We DIY'd it!

Let's start with the before pics from 2005, 15 whole years ago!!

Back then, all I had was a digital camera and getting photos of this galley-style kitchen was next to impossible, but as you can see all the cabinets were original to the house from the 1960s and had this routered pattern on all of the doors and drawers.  Excuse the mess but we had a 7-y/o and a 5-y/o, and I was 6 to 7 months pregnant when starting this renovation so while my husband was tearing things up, I was trying to keep the family rolling as if nothing was happening around us!  It is a small space, so we tried to stay out of each other's way!  There used to be a scrolled decorative piece of wood stretching between both of the upper cabinets as well, but I had already removed that by the time we had decided how we were going to update this kitchen as least expensively as we could.


I can't believe it when looking back on these pictures today.  We used to have a countertop microwave in the corner!  It was black because the appliances where we lived when we bought it were black.  We already had a very, very minimal amount of counter space as it was so we knew we wanted an over-the-range microwave!

 (note the very slim cookie sheet cabinet in the corner)

Gotta love that blue linoleum floor, yellow countertop, and brown kitchen sink dontchya!?  The hunter green and apple decor was the theme I had brought with us from our prior residence, which was a two-bedroom duplex rental that we had to quickly find when my husband was relocated for his job.  This was our first home! Chalk paint didn't even exist at this point as far I know!

(tiny counter & wall to left of stove)

I am not even sure how I managed to function as long as I did with these two teeny weeny slices of counter space on either side of my stove.  This is when the stove and fridge were new.  The ones that had come with the house were the 1960s harvest gold color.  We bought new appliances a few years prior to these pics before stainless steel was the thing and after my oldest, then a toddler, had put items into the oven unbeknownst to me and I then preheated it, which started an oven fire and melted all the plastic inside all over the oven racks. That was fun. Good times! At the time we bought the new appliances I figured white was our best bet since we had no idea in which direction we would be taking our kitchen when the time came to actually do it.

 (the wall we removed)
 (removal in process)
(removal complete & test cabinet updated & painted)

I figured that removing the wall to the left of the stove would open the space up a bit and it really did!  I decided that the very thin cabinet that had been next to my sink in the corner for the cookie sheets would serve me better next to the actual stove so we decided to move it there.  I also wanted a dishwasher and wanted to keep the counter peninsula but a full size dishwasher would push that peninsula out so close to the patio door frame that I worried it would make the dining room feel smaller so we discovered there was such a thing as three-quarter-sized dishwashers and we went with that, also in white!  To keep the counters even, we made sure that the tiny counter top space to the left of the stove would extend a tad to match up closely with the new-to-be extended counter on the sink side with the addition of the dishwasher.  It seemed a little awkward at first to do this but because I really really wanted the cookie sheets next to my oven, we wrapped the new counter around that little section of wall left by the pantry door.

The pantry used to be this home's only coat closet but the people before us converted it into a pantry so that we didn't even have a coat closet until we built one by the back door!

As you can see, we tested out our idea on a single upper cabinet door.  I went to Home Depot and chose a few different styles of wood trim.  Mr. Fix It and I played around with these various pieces until we found one that when applied to the top of the cabinet door gave us an updated look and hid the routered design perfectly!  It also hid that design on the drawer fronts as well!  I also chose a trim style that would give the cabinets a cove-effect on the top and the bottom!  You would never know that these cabinets are from the 1960s and original to the home!

(Before with a paper towel holder blocking view. Sorry!)

(After with new trim added on both the door and top & bottom of cabinet)

Now, back then at that time, since there was no Chalk Paint, I had chosen to go with a slightly off white Behr paint and polyurethane.  I tried to keep things neutral so as to keep it appealing when we decided to move.  I also tried to choose my floor tile to better accommodate all the traffic these two rooms receive with soon-to-be 3 kids and a dog!  The dining room used to be carpeted.  As with most polyurethaned white-painted items, they looked great for a few years but then yellowed with time, which is how I came to chalk paint my cabinets 6 years ago!

Firstly, I needed to lightly sand and scuff up the polyurethane layer on the now-latex-painted-white cabinets.  Then I went with two coats of the Annie Sloan Greek Blue base color and covered that with three coats of Pure White.  I then distressed down so the Greek Blue was showing through and used both dark and clear wax.  The dark wax accentuated the details better and highlighted the shabby beachy vibe I was learning toward nicely.  I sanded most of all of the surfaces so that the depth of the texture was minimal first.

I also painted the insides of all the drawers and cabinets the Greek Blue color and purchased new hinges and hardware!  My husband was too nervous about installing hidden hinges and it seemed that one small mistake would mean we would be buying all new cabinets so we went with new in brushed nickel, the same as the drawer pulls and cabinet door knobs.

Since the focus of this blog is painting, I will briefly touch upon the other changes we made to this space.  We went with a neutral-colored Corian countertop and sink because we didn't want to worry about having to reinforce the kitchen floors from below in the basement due to the weight of granite, created a new little cookbook nook near the pantry door when the counter was extended, and switched the bulky more square shaped cabinets that used to be over the stove out with the shorter, more rectangular cabinets that used to be over the refrigerator to gain the space we needed to accommodate that over-the-range-microwave that we wanted!  I also refinished the plain yellow-stained oak table and chairs set changing the table top and chair seats to a walnut stain and painting the rest of the chairs and table base the same color that the kitchen cabinets had been, a Behr Popcorn and polyurethaned color.  I have thought about chalk painting the dining room set but at this point we have a couple of broken chairs and are looking to purchase an entirely new dining room set.

Here are some After shots!





(the opened wall!)

(the shorter header cupboards that used to be above the refrigerator now above the microwave)

(the square cabinets moved from over the old range hood, trimmed out & baskets inserted above the refrigerator)

(the cookie sheet cabinet directly beside the oven where it makes sense!)

(the new hardware)

(the new 3/4-sized dishwasher where the cookie sheet cabinet used to be)

(we also applied the coved-style trim around the base of all cabinets at floor level)

(Close up of distressing, which was heavier in the high-traffic portions)

(The Corian countertops)

(the refinished dining room table)



So, what do you think?  How did I do?  What would you have done differently then and what would you switch up now all these years later?